Tori Spelling Has the Consumption

By Lex April 07, 2014 @ 6:23 PM

Tori Spelling Looking Skinny Out Shopping In Los Angeles
A couple weeks ago Tori was seen at the jewelers maybe hocking some pieces. There were moving vans outside her place, no not the place where she left with rent due, the new place where she smiled and told the landlord ‘I’m a TV star, it’s not you need a security deposit’. Now she appears to be saving her lunch money, if not breakfast and dinner money as well. Damn, Tori, if only there was a way to make everything better in your life, slap some dough in your pocket, and make you feel like Donna Martin again. What about a reality show featuring the struggles of having four kids and a husband in rehab for fucking babies into Canadian groupies? Could it be, True Tori, Lifetime’s new genius documentary series featuring the final eighty pounds of Tori Spelling and how she’s going to handle trust issues with her husband who can’t control his twin desires of procreation and not working. With cameras rolling, Tori and the other actresses pretending to be her girlfriends are running errands around town and doing silly girl stuff like trying to get Tori to eat an entire grape before Jesus rises on Easter. I expect this latest reality show will be as wildly successful as the past few that have left her broke and anorexic and drunk dialing random Canadian roadside motels at four am demanding to speak to her husband.

Photo Credit: Splash

(4) Comments

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    cykepufaba 04/07/2014 18:57

    I buy almost everything except food and clothing from online auctions most people aren’t aware of the almost unbelievable deals that they can get from online auction sites the site that has the best deals is

    I checked with the BBB and was told that it is all legit. How they can sell gift cards, laptops, cameras, and all kinds of goodies that we all want for 50-90% off, I don’t know I do know that I bought my son an ipad there for less than $100 and my husband a $250 Low gift
    cards for $48Why would I even think about shopping anyþlace else?

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    Admiral 04/07/2014 19:19

    Take control of your damn spam, WWTDD. The first comment is always some spamming asshole that’s not me.

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    miche the killer 04/08/2014 15:46

    When’s she gonna learn it ain’t your body honey. It’s DAT FACE.

  4. avatar
    Jackazz 04/08/2014 17:06

    Even a bag over this bitches head wouldnt do it…

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