Ever since Chess King closed its doors, it's been a real hassle looking like an outdated rock fan. Thanks to the genius mind of Richie Sambora, and his classically trained design partner, Nikki Lund (ass seen above), you'll soon be treated to such culturally cutting edge fashion classics as Richie Sambora on a t-shirt, clingy Spandex skirts, and awesome looking rocker girl tops reminiscent of all the girls Richie banged backstage after concerts. You're certain to be the hit of your polyamorous romance book club. Whose fat husband isn't going to try and finger you silly while Pantera rages on the boombox. Nikki has been doing a lot of public workouts in the months leading up to her big ambiguously defined product launch. It's important for fashion designers to look their best when that big moment arrives, the boat from Myanmar docks in San Pedro, and the shmata is gently tossed onto the dock pavement. A cultural revolution is about to ensue. Like most revolutions, it will happen without a shot being fired, or even a single purchase.
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