Every vacation Lourdes Leon has to sit blankly on a yacht somewhere watching four cloistered minions hoist her mom out of a modified sun-crypt so she can fuck some new vaguely French boyfriend. I'm glad God gave Lourdes big tits for enduring that kind of family vacation hell. It's not a totally fair trade, but most of us had shitting family vacations as kids and only got emotional scars. Big ole sweet cans seems like they get you farther in life than echoes in your head of your drunk parents screaming at each other over why the twenty dollar cabin has no working shitter. Ah, make it go away. By the power of Lourdes Leon barely legal tits, grant me peace.
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