Lourdes Leon Smokes A Little Weed

You know, it’s entirely possible that’s just a teeny tiny French hand-rolled cigarette. I’m only saying that so Madonna and her team of mystical Kabbalah barristers won’t lay Deuteronomy claims against me in a court of law. I’m not sure you’re allowed to smoke weed in France when you’re seventeen, though you are legally allowed to be a prostitute with a savagely unkempt pie hole, which seems terribly inequitable. I intend to be a horrible parent with truly questionable judgement, so I’m not going to judge Madonna for letting her teen sample the dank. Hearing your mom writhe and screech atop her teenaged French boyfriend each night in the villa necessitates some kind of medication. Unless you have proof it makes her tits smaller, I give my okey-dokey.

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