Lourdes Leon Smokes A Little Weed

August 14, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

You know, it’s entirely possible that’s just a teeny tiny French hand-rolled cigarette. I’m only saying that so Madonna and her team of mystical Kabbalah barristers won’t lay Deuteronomy claims against me in a court of law. I’m not sure you’re allowed to smoke weed in France when you’re seventeen, though you are legally allowed to be a prostitute with a savagely unkempt pie hole, which seems terribly inequitable. I intend to be a horrible parent with truly questionable judgement, so I’m not going to judge Madonna for letting her teen sample the dank. Hearing your mom writhe and screech atop her teenaged French boyfriend each night in the villa necessitates some kind of medication. Unless you have proof it makes her tits smaller, I give my okey-dokey.

Photo Credit: Splash, AKM-GSI

Tags: lourdes leon

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@) and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.


Related Post