Miley Cyrus Calls the Cops

It’s not uncommon for the police to receive calls regarding disoriented elderly women and wandering illegal immigrant children who are still confused after walking a thousand miles in homemade sandals. Miley Cyrus called for the police from a fire station after being followed by a paparazzi snapping she and her sister riding their 3-wheeled motorcycle around Beverly Hills.

Despite what you saw in the Eddie Murphy movies, the Beverly Hills police don’t have all that much to do. Providing safe passage for Miley back to her bong and malt-liquor filled dildo hangout seemed like a sensible use of law enforcement resources. Until Suge Knight seeks his revenge, things are kind of slow in the 90210. Why not lend a hand to the less fortunate and small-breasted.

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