Tom Hanks Is Better Than You

Tom Hanks recently befriended a New York cab driver named Ferrarri and invited him backstage to a Broadway performance because Tom Hanks is super fucking nice. The driver picked up Hanks, struck up a conversation with him, and apparently succeeded in not completely creeping him out with his heavily accented talk of buried dead whores. Over the next few weeks Ferrarii picked up various people who know Hanks and exchanged numbers with a few of them. One of these people, my guess is Hanks public relations manager, randomly texted Ferrarri and asked if he wanted to attend the show. Hanks was happy to host the driver and his wife, and the two no doubt will enjoy a budding friendship for years to come whenever Hanks is hammered on good scotch and needs a ride somewhere.

All you young Hollywood types out there take note. Hanks is cooler and more successful than you’ll ever be and is super fucking much nicer than you. You don’t have to be a selfish infantile prick to make it in Hollywood. Naturally, it helps, but after Hanks  goes, the gods will need a new exception to the rule. Take a chance at being nice to random foreigners. It might just be you.

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