Cameron Diaz Gives Up And Gets Engaged To The Chubby Twin From Good Charlotte

December 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

It was supposedly very romantic. Benji Madden called Cameron Diaz’s mom and reminded her that her daughter had been forever ruined by A-Rod’s PED encrusted cock. He then asked permission to make Cameron his next super squeeze. When your daughter is forty-two and growing a mustache like a bandito you’re inclined not to ask if there’s decent money in getting tattooed and pretending you’re an MMA fighter. This marriage either works out well or not. The most important thing is that these two separate friends and Cameron pre-forgives him for infecting her with Paris Hilton’s demon bumps.

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