Mariah Carey’s New Boyfriend Already Cheating

Mariah Carey can’t seem to make good choices in men. I’d like to sit her down and give her some Come to Jesus advice. Right after I Come to Jesus on those impressive titties of hers. Nobody hands you your bucket list, you have to seize it. I understand the need to court industry men to get yourself set up in this business. Nobody’s going to judge your jumpstart on the bitter end of of Mottola hummer. But now maybe it’s time to date a regular joe with a tremendous tolerance for bitchery. He’ll carry your purse like Nick Cannon did when he still needed your help booking work. Mariah is apparently dating movie director Brett Ratner, the two of them seen rubbing fleshy bodies in St. Bart’s over the weekend. Then TMZ bought a picture of Ratner making out with some other chick on the back of the same boat where Mariah was making medical excuses for not singing a requested pirate song. If the Jewish dudes are cheating on you, you got problems. That’s racist. And true.

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