Reports coming out of dead-eyed Katie Holmes’ camp claim that demented dwarf Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri in over a year. Since he owns his own plane, a couple helicopters, and four rickshaw boys from the Canton province, it seems unlikely he’s been unable to find transportation.
Read all about Risky Business’ shitty parenting. (TMZ)
Martha Hunt is topless in a building just for you. (Egotastic)
Gigi Hadid flashes her panties. (Drunken Stepfather)
Stephanie Pratt is covered topless and it’s amazing. (Hollywood Tuna)
Kendall Jenner’s booty peeks out of her short short dress. (Popoholic)
Hot chicks with lots of tattoos. That is all. (The Chive)
Amber Rose dyes her hair blue, is still a filthy whore. (Huffington Post)