Karrueche Tran has been feuding on Instagram with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown because Brown is super tough on the Internet and his emojis elicit high fives from his gang banger buddies. Tran inserted model Tyson Beckford onto her page to use his hairless man ass as a pawn in their game like a real life Zoolander. This culminated with Brown threatening to fuck Beckford’s baby mama and beat his children and Beckford posting a photo of himself at target practice. It’s like Lord of the Rings for retards. The whole thing appeared to die down after it was discovered most tough guys don’t get catty on Instagram.
Tran reignited the pile of bullshit by posting an ominous photo of her busted lip. The implication being Chris Brown punched her in the face. It should be noted Tran let Brown put his polyp covered dong inside of her for two years and this came after Brown brutally beat Rihanna. They broke up when Brown had a baby with another chick, meaning he definitely doesn’t use condoms and I had just assumed that was a lesion. What I take away from it is beating women is one thing but being unfaithful is inexcusable. Brown’s fans agreed and chimed in that they thought this was a shameless cheap shot, although not as bad as punching a chick in your passenger seat while she’s watching the road. There are certain topics that should be off limits. Domestic crimes of guys who dance around like nancy boys and Cosby rape in the 1980’s. Instagram is a valuable tool. So is Megan’s law. Let’s combine them into an app and sweep the trash.
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