Jenny McCarthy Super Interesting

Jenny McCarthy’s hair has turned pink, presumably as a side effect of a rubella vaccine she received at age seven. McCarthy appeared on The Today Show to talk about her shitty reality show with the less accomplished Wahlberg brother. I heard Mark allows him a free burger a day if he hunts down witnesses of his multiple hate crimes. Cheese is extra. When you don’t have much going for you besides actively working to spread epidemics which were stamped out at the turn of the last century it’s a good idea to change your hair. It’s a distraction and who doesn’t want to look like they’re part of David Bowie’s liner notes. Perhaps you’re confusing autism with people who don’t want to talk to you. I’ll rock back and forth in my chair if you shut the fuck up with your pseudo science spiel you gleaned from reading the back of a bottle of pressed juice. When your hair falls out that’s most likely from the astringent hair dye, not the mercury in your sushi. Stop encouraging this woman. Wasn’t Whoopi available?

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