It’s not for me to say how long a woman has left to find a guy without credit problems, but I’m giving Minka Kelly and her breasts two years. You can clock it from July rumors that she was Sean Penn’s rebound hump after Charlize Theron’s drugs wore off and she snatched up her African baby and ran. Two years seems like a long time but that’s five more Olympics. Take that top down another button. You don’t want to end up with a guy like me. Tick tock.
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