Kim Kardasian’s social media writers posting as Kim Kardashian took on the great names in Twitter battles like Piers Morgan, Bette Midler, and Chloe Moretz who had criticized Kardashian for posting a censored nude photo of herself on Twitter the day before. They expected more from Kim. Why is unclear. Twitter is the $5.99 all you can eat Golden Corral buffet. There’s no way to be dining in that establishment and pretend you’re there for the healthy option. Baked drumsticks and low-fat chocolate pudding? Let me look that up.
Challenging Kim Kardashian to a humility contest on Twitter is the classic case of failed planning. Kim Kardashian has precisely three reasons for being. Money, fame, and famous black dick. Mission accomplished. You’re going to go into her house and shame her? Baseball fans used to Barry Bonds as he circled the bases on yet another home run, pointing to his dead dad in heaven, and collecting his $20 million paycheck. Maybe Kardashian gets denied the Hall of Fame in ten years. Today she and Kanye are rubbing their collective orifices with Caitlyn’s vibe and cackling at how Mindy their sassy social media writer just tore up some legends. Winning. Hashtag that shit. And bleach the sex toys before re-use.