ISIS could take out the court-side seats of any NBA game and we’d have to thank them for the herd culling we’re too cowardly to do ourselves. No, you only imagine professional ballplayers want to high five you after making a shot. Jack Nicholson aside, obviously. His pussy tales alone make him sacrosanct. Miley Cyrus and her mom and older sister and other people she pays for almost ruined the Cavs-Knicks game over the weekend with their weird buck toothed gesticulations and open mouth tongue play. Almost ruined only because you can’t technically ruin a Knicks game. LeBron was not amused. He hasn’t giggled since he was five and grew his first beard.
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