Elijah Wood Glad He Wasn’t Molested

May 24, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Elijah Wood began modeling at age four and acting at eight, so the fact he escaped childhood without Bryan Singer’s dick in his mouth constitutes a minor miracle. Hollywood types catch a lot of flack for being preachy about their various liberal causes such as making sure starving children don’t wear fur. If you’re Leo DiCaprio or George Clooney, you’ve most certainly heard some pretty difficult to ignore rumors about various executives. That you let slide because it’s your livelihood but you’ll probably judge someone for driving a Suburban, and that’s why a lot of people kind of hate you:

“There is darkness in the underbelly, If you can imagine it, it’s probably happened.”

That’s pretty fucking morbid. He’s saying children are being raped by a dude in a clown suit. It’s good that Wood and guys like Corey Feldman are speaking up. I wouldn’t invite Woody Allen or Roman Polanski to my kid’s birthday party, yet they’re deified in Hollywood by the Prius crowd. Something’s not adding up. At some point in the near future there’s going to be a leak which confirms several high ranking people as total monsters. While they deserve a hell of a lot of blame and jail time, so do the people who ignored it. Look for their repentance when hell freezes over. Big ups to Wood, he’s got a lot of balls for an elf.

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