These two chicks sell swimwear online. They visit popular beaches in matching bikinis waiting for cued up hunky boyfriends to run over and kiss them ferociously as men disturbingly do in porn when she still has your cum on her lips. This country has moved to a digital entrepreneurial economy. Twenty years ago they’d be selling knitwear at the mall hoping the assistant manager at the Chess King noticed them. Now they’re churning e-commerce dollars while silently mulling over what to do with their slacking partner. We’ve been there for each other through three abortions. There’s no way to put this gently. You’re killing our business. Did we say that at the same time? Jinx.
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