Ex Real Housewives star Brandi Glanville revealed she has a list of random stunt cocks and ex-boyfriends she calls to service her with a weed whacker in times of need. There was zero demand for this information but the twelve women who still admit they watched that show should find this information titillating while they’re undergoing dialysis. Between bragging about getting fucked like everyone else isn’t doing it and posting unsolicited butt shots to Instagram it appears she has the emotional maturity of a sixteen year old cheerleader which is pretty high for a reality actress:
“I have needs, so there are guys I have sex with… There are men I call to have sex with.”
You sound like a robotic dog in heat. Perhaps it’s time to take Old Yeller out behind the barn this is becoming a bit embarrassing. If your daughter ever starts behaving this way please have a stern talking to her about the fact that she’s not a badass, preferably before she’s in her late sixties.
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