Basic cable reality show fame skews your view of your place in the world. That's how you end up swearing at a doorman in Hollywood where the Jenner girls and Taylor Swift hang out late night. The Nice Guy bouncer just scoffed at your Bravo network name drop. Andy Cohen's inside dispensing hummers in the gender inclusive bathroom. This makes no sense. Forty-three and D-list just struck you right in the face.
Find a rich second husband or a real job, so a rich second husband. That little shop in Sedona where you're going to spend your remaining days fashioning jade amulets is calling. It doesn't matter if you don't pick up. That's not how this works.
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