Dani Mathers Awful Human

July 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Playboy Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers has most likely blown Hugh Hefner so it’s weird she has such delicate sensibilities. She took a photo of a naked woman minding her own business in the locker room at LA Fitness along with a nasty caption. She’s either an idiot or a cunt or most likely both.

Can you people get off your fucking phones for five minutes. It’s bad enough you’re sharing a photo of your every meal, now you’re uploading shit from the sauna. Is the heat even on, how is your phone functioning and how are your fingers not too sweaty to type? Are you just hanging out in there looking to poach photos like a common pervert? Imagine if this was Mel Gibson. Mathers initially lied and said the post was an accident, which wasn’t especially believable because people rarely accidentally type unfunny captions to photos they accidentally take of naked people from the sauna and then accidentally post them. She then responded with some token shit about loving and respecting women because it’s obligatory to specify that doing fucked up shit isn’t cool, but much worse when it comes to women. That’s selective equality:¬†

“Women make my world go round, I have nothing short of respect for women, I surround myself with women and work hard at empowering our community… and I completely understand how terrible this was and is. I love and appreciate every one of you and know that everyone is beautiful in their own way, that’s what makes us all so special.”

Actually you don’t think that, which is why you were making fun of an old woman’s body. Nobody really thinks everyone is beautiful, it’s just something simpleminded people say. Yet clearly the locker room is out of bounds. It’s the one place we still have that’s out of bounds. If this old lady was posting her tits all over Instagram with the rest of you whores, then she’d deserve whatever she got. She’s just trying to get healthy. We don’t all have fake tits and botulism in our lips. I’d say I expect more from a Playmate, but that would be a lie. Your soul leaves your body when Hefner jizzes in your extensions.¬†

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