It’s dicey to call a wardrobe malfunction on a porn star. Those benevolent craftspeople who conduct their business on the couches of rented homes in the San Fernando Valley have made a concerted to be more visible in the public square.
These are the true Americans formerly living in the shadows. The documented ones at least. Even their blood tests are documented every six weeks. Your tit falling out of your top in the grocery store parking lot doesn’t tag you as anything but a contributing citizen. Assimilation starts in the line behind me.
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