Bella Thorne Bikini Bike Ride

This chick clearly got fake tits, but nobody wants to talk about it. She’s Disney so that wasn’t supposed to happen. A glitch in the Matrix of some kind paid for by her parents. Now she’s got huge honkers and she’s booked into movies through 2019. The gender pay gap is most often that space between fake titties where the money goes.

Did you see how fucking hard Will Smith worked out for that shitty Suicide Squad? He’s forty-seven and he was topless in five scenes. Margot Robbie complained about her ass cheeks showing in tight shorts. Shut up and watch this girl ride her bike. There’s some bigger bumps in the road over there if you want to hang a right. Let’s up that silver to gold. 

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