Tyga Neglects His Tiger

Aspiring pederast Tyga had his real life tiger seized by Fish and Wildlife a few years ago but for some reason they didn’t throw his ass in jail. Turns out it’s illegal to keep large endangered cats in your house, especially if you can’t pay the rent. It makes the tigers look trashy.

The beast is now being kept in a sanctuary where he requires medical care and tons of food, for which Tyga has reportedly not chipped in to pay for because he’s a raging asshole. Tyga is a degenerate who contributes nothing to society outside of his extremely shitty music and making it harder to get those final converts to agree that black lives matter. We’re all paying for his existence one way or another. Let’s kill two birds with one stone and chop his stupid ass up and feed him to the tiger. He probably tastes just like chicken and Jenner vagina. 

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