It’s times like this it’s good to remind yourself why you’re no better than Brad Pitt when it comes to falling for crazy chicks with that horny twinkle in their eye and a near perfect 20-something body. Angelina Jolie wasn’t just a looker, she was the prime piece of Hollywood ass back in her day. All the fetish weird rumors and blood wearing, along with drawing Brad Pitt out of his marriage to the pretty but coolish Jennifer Aniston with merely the scent of her vagina, like a picnic basket calling out the nostrils of Yogi Bear.
Jolie quit high school at sixteen to become a full time model. She was in high demand even in her teens. Especially for European photographers with Pretty Baby penchants. For the first few years, Brad Pitt got into this with fervor. The last several years you can only imagine as Andy breaking out of Shawshank one spoonful at a time.