After a long hard day there’s no better way to relax than with a long slow pull of female objectification. It’s like drinking, but you can drive yourself home safely even after an hour of pounding.
All the better when the women in question is really begging for the sexual leers. Sara Jean Underwood might be setting back feminism by several decades, or she might be reminding women in unnecessarily buttoned up clothing how to win again. She’s jet-skiing and hiking and swimming while a dude takes her picture from behind and streams of money fall from the heavens. She doesn’t really even have to think about what to wear to work. How is five millions for that not better than equal access for women to Jiffy Lube jobs?
Not everybody is born reasonably attractive, but anybody really can get implants and stop eating food with the word “cake” built right into it. Any man who openly mocks Trump for being a sexist is either a liar, a hypocrite, or scared of the women in his social circle.
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