Here’s a thing. Half the guys in your high school or college drama programs were gay. The number of openly gay male movie actors approximates zero. Either the reprogramming ministers are working wonders on the Greyhounds to Los Angeles or certain somebodies are finding closeted comfort in the arms of understanding women.
According to numerous tabloids which have no fucking clue, the super secret multi-year relationship between Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes has either ended or is going stronger than ever.The couple is rarely seen together out in public, though Holmes was spotted backstage at the Barclay’s Center in August where Foxx performed with Barbara Streisand. That’s not going to help your case. Media outlets can’t bring themselves to discuss the third rail option of mutually beneficial public relations arrangements. Even after Tom Cruise can no longer sue them.
Earlier this week, a report suggested that Holmes, 37, and Foxx, 48, ended their hush-hush relationship because he didn’t want to go public with their romance.
You know how that would cramp his style with all the ladies on the side. None of this makes sense in any heteronormative context. Least of all banging Katie Holmes. Not when there are other options.
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