Jamie Foxx Goes Public With Katie Holmes

September 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There’s only so much a wife can endure when her husband refuses to respect Oprah’s furniture. Not only did Tom Cruise damage the upholstery of others, he damaged his marriage as well. This left Katie up for grabs to the next ready and willing Hollywood bachelor, Jamie Foxx.

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The Hurricane Harvey Telethon Is Here, Wheel Out Barbra Streisand

September 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Start with the obligatory, all charity money is good money. It’s trite and true and almost prevents you from making fun of Oprah and Barbra Streisand and George Clooney reprising their 9/11: A Tribute to American Heroes and the 2010 Hope for Haiti telethon roles in support of Hurricane Harvey relief.

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Jamie Foxx Has So Much Straight Sex It’s An Issue

May 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Putting to bed unfounded rumors that he’s not a straight cowboy who loves having sex with women and can’t possibly be gay, Jamie Foxx went on the Howard Stern show to brag about how much pussy he gets.

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Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Definitely Having Hetero Sex

May 18, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

According to anonymous sources who are obviously her PR people, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are head over heels in love with each other. You know Holmes is a woman of passion because she signed a contract to remain in an on paper relationship with her previous gay husband for an allotted number of years.

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Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Going Strong Despite Obstacles

October 26, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s a thing. Half the guys in your high school or college drama programs were gay. The number of openly gay male movie actors approximates zero. Either the reprogramming ministers are working wonders on the Greyhounds to Los Angeles or certain somebodies are finding closeted comfort in the arms of understanding women.

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Jamie Foxx And Katie Holmes On The DL

September 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

According to a report by Radar Online, Katy Holmes and Jamie Foxx have been sneaking around together because her divorce settlement with her gay husband prevents her from publicly dating anyone for five years. This report seems dubious. Contracts which infringe on someone’s basic rights aren’t usually valid. You can’t have someone sign a contract that lets you pistol whip them twice a day.

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Jamie Foxx Not Correct (VIDEO)

March 31, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jamie Foxx is being labeled ‘transphobic’ after he read off a couple weakly written  joke about Bruce Jenner at the I Heart Radio Music Awards. Foxx was completely unaware that certain groups are off limits when it comes to jokes. That might seem like discrimination but if you have six hours someone will gladly explain […]

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Jamie Foxx Stops the Games

March 19, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If your buddy ever tells you he sucked a dick that one time in college he’s either a liar or bad at it. People rarely change. Dudes buy Harleys because there’s a chick out there with a go to fetish who’s going to hate herself in the morning. That’s why if you were married to a […]

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Jamie Foxx Porking Katie Holmes And Shit Around The Web

March 18, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rumors are flying that Jamie Foxx has been slipping it to Katie Holmes. It makes sense. Short and troubled might just be her type. Foxx has an Oscar so he probably gets the ass. I think that’s Hollywood law. Read all about their boring love affair. (Huffington Post) Go on and give your undies a […]

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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Continue To Have The Roughest Lives

February 24, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Continuing their ongoing month of celebration for the fact that they’ve remained relevant in the face of several decades of internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models competed in a volleyball tournament against some other celebrities over the weekend at the Food Network South Beach Food and Wine Festival. Most notably, Jamie Foxx was […]

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