Jennifer Lopez Ass Dance for Hillary (VIDEO)

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | Comments

Hillary Clinton allowed Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez the distinguished role of keeping her upright during a get out the vote concert in Miami. Hillary Clinton’s shown a difficulty climbing stairs recently of any measure greater than one step. Everybody who hates her is holding against her the fact that she has about six months left to live, which seems like piling on. It’s sort of what you’re rooting for so stop pretending it bothers you.

Clinton’s oversized shirt designed to hide her boiler was well received among the Boricuas who pretty much invented the style. Even at her own rallies nobody can verbalize why they like Hillary Clinton, but in Spanglish the fake answers sound slightly more authentic. The entire election has come down to which of two drunk pilots you think is less likely to crash the plane. Old and fat doesn’t even crack the top ten of concerns. If being President meant anything any more, this would be worrisome. I’m voting Johnson if only so I never have to hear, “You voted for this bloated asshole”.

 

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