Lena Dunham: And I Helped!

December 7, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham is the equivalent of that little attention whore in the Shake ‘n Bake commercial swooping in at the last minute to take credit for something gross in the new piece from the New York Times. The spokesperson for straight women, straight men, gay women, gay men, black people, Latinos, anyone under thirty-five, anyone over thirty-five, birds, bees, frogs, oranges, and staplers, but not rape victims, claims to have warned Clinton’s campaign peeps of Weinstein’s reputation as the double-stuffed Don Juan of Hollywood hotel rooms. 


What Happened

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As a general rule, don’t create a title for a controversial project that an eight year old can easily mock. Like Pol Pot’s ‘My Special Garden’ or Stalin’s ‘Siberian Dreams’. Hillary Clinton isn’t in a category with either of those two despots, but only because she’s repeatedly failed in her attempts. 


Huma Abdein Fell on the Weiner Sword

April 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign is the first of what will likely be several books to come on how Hillary Clinton tanked a supremely winnable election. To save you time, she’s an unlikable shrew who blames the shit out of everybody but herself and her attempts to pretend otherwise to the public largely failed.


Hillary Clinton Physical Graffiti

March 30, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Feminists maintain the press’ preoccupation with Hillary Clinton’s wardrobe during the election represented a sexist double standard. Which assumes that a male candidate dressed like a Teletubby would not have been ridiculed.


Hillary Clinton Eying King of New York City (VIDEO)

February 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton has always been beloved in New York City. Enough so to make her Senator from New York despite having zero ties to the Empire State prior to her run. A Mets hat at Shea and a Yankees hat in the Bronx was more than enough.


Bill Maher Tells Hillary To Go Away

December 13, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bill Maher seems a bit full of himself and is the epitome of why people hate liberals. Nonetheless he usually makes good points. He was a pretty ruthless Hillary supporter, even during the Democrats somewhat criminal fixing of the primaries for her.


Hillary Clinton’s Human Moment Not Actually Human

November 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The stranger who happened to run into Hillary Clinton walking her dogs had met her before multiple times and in fact her parents had hosted a Clinton fundraiser at their home. Sounds like old money.


Jennifer Lopez Ass Dance for Hillary (VIDEO)

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton allowed Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, the honorary role of keeping her upright during a get out the vote concert in Miami. Hillary Clinton’s shown a difficulty climbing stairs recently of any height greater than one step. Everybody who hates her is holding against her the fact that she has about six months left to live, which seems like piling on. It’s sort of what you’re rooting for so stop pretending it bothers you.


Hillary Felled By Non-Ironic Weiner

October 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Say what you will about Hillary Clinton, that chick plugs her leaks. She may not be fit to be President, but she’s sure as fit to be a mafia don or International Olympic Committee member. She vibes herself to sleep at night thinking about all the loose ends she neutralized. Dredge the fucking Potomac.


Hillary Clinton Glass Ceiling Analogies Causing Some to Achieve Their First Real Orgasm

October 28, 2016 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Among the frothier set of Clinton devotees, perhaps no self-described news outlet has flicked its collective bean so fast and furious as The Huffington Post. The super diverse all-white female millennial editorialists of the impassioned lady blog have been creaming in their more comfortable to wear boy pants over the prospects of a female President