Lena Dunham: And I Helped!

Lena Dunham is the equivalent of that little attention whore in the Shake 'n Bake commercial swooping in at the last minute to take credit for something gross in the new piece from the New York Times. The spokesperson for straight women, straight men, gay women, gay men,... read more

What Happened

As a general rule, don't create a title for a controversial project that an eight year old can easily mock. Like Pol Pot's 'My Special Garden' or Stalin's 'Siberian Dreams'. Hillary Clinton isn't in a category with either of those two despots, but only because she's... read more

Huma Abdein Fell on the Weiner Sword

Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign is the first of what will likely be several books to come on how Hillary Clinton tanked a supremely winnable election. To save you time, she's an unlikable shrew who blames the shit out of everybody but herself and her... read more

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Hillary Clinton Physical Graffiti

Feminists maintain the press' preoccupation with Hillary Clinton's wardrobe during the election represented a sexist double standard. Which assumes that a male candidate dressed like a Teletubby would not have been ridiculed. read more

Hillary Clinton Eying King of New York City (VIDEO)

Hillary Clinton has always been beloved in New York City. Enough so to make her Senator from New York despite having zero ties to the Empire State prior to her run. A Mets hat at Shea and a Yankees hat in the Bronx was more than enough. read more

Bill Maher Tells Hillary To Go Away

Bill Maher seems a bit full of himself and is the epitome of why people hate liberals. Nonetheless he usually makes good points. He was a pretty ruthless Hillary supporter, even during the Democrats somewhat criminal fixing of the primaries for her. read more

Hillary Clinton's Human Moment Not Actually Human

The stranger who happened to run into Hillary Clinton walking her dogs had met her before multiple times and in fact her parents had hosted a Clinton fundraiser at their home. Sounds like old money. read more

Jennifer Lopez Ass Dance for Hillary (VIDEO)

Hillary Clinton allowed Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, the honorary role of keeping her upright during a get out the vote concert in Miami. Hillary Clinton's shown a difficulty climbing stairs recently of any height greater than one step. Everybody who hates her is... read more

Hillary Felled By Non-Ironic Weiner

Say what you will about Hillary Clinton, that chick plugs her leaks. She may not be fit to be President, but she's sure as fit to be a mafia don or International Olympic Committee member. She vibes herself to sleep at night thinking about all the loose ends she... read more

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Hillary Clinton Glass Ceiling Analogies Causing Some to Achieve Their First Real Orgasm

Among the frothier set of Clinton devotees, perhaps no self-described news outlet has flicked its collective bean so fast and furious as The Huffington Post. The super diverse all-white female millennial editorialists of the impassioned lady blog have been creaming in... read more

Paula Jones Again (VIDEO)

Trotting Paula Jones out for another recounting of a Bill Clinton Governor pants dropping is a sure sign this election is just about over. Hillary Clinton may be the most insidious Corleone fatty sister and her fake husband may be more rapey than all the faked Rolling... read more

Miley Cyrus Stumping for Hillary

In the final weeks of the Presidential Election that began in earnest forty years ago for Hillary Clinton, the campaign has dispatched the likes of Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus to college campuses to remind the kids who their only choice is on election day. read more