Kim Zolciak brought her daughter Brielle back to Los Angeles in search of opportunities. Two-for-one deals on blonde hair extensions and oversized Top Gun aviators means somebody’s looking like twinsies. Mom wore bar code that if you scan with an app shows you naked photos of her daughter. Enter to win the ones where the defrocked monk sodomizes her to one of Kim’s house party singles.
Kroy Biermann came along to pretend he’s the dad and husband. Being cut by the Bills was a double whammy. No excuse to be fucking hookers in Buffalo airport area hotel rooms any longer. And now you’re riding shotgun on the family pimping trips to Los Angeles. If this were Hanoi, Adam LaRoche would be running serpentine patterns across the tarmac and taking you down. Trump was creepy with other people’s daughters. You’re not supposed to do it to your own. Read the fine line handbook.
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