Mariah Carey Back To The Grind (VIDEO)

Mariah Carey is avoiding the depression of her engagement break by funneling her energy back into her work. Largely pretending her pipes are still functioning behind that massive wall of complicated chest procedures. Mariah took a gig in Toronto singing her signature All I Want for Christmas Is You outside a row of department stores celebrating the start of the Christmas shopping season. Carey’s at the stage in her ridiculous diva arc where women who have always loved her will continue to do so no matter her behavior and antics, while nobody else ever will again. Still, a solid foundation. 

Entertainment Tonight is reporting that the fifty million “inconveniecen fee” thing is a red herring. Carey merely wants to keep her $10 million engagement ring, wants Packer to buy her a home in Calabasas, and toss in a few million spending cash for sundries and salads. So the best Price is Right Showcase ever. Though Barker used to actually get laid.

Carey’s claim is that this buyout is a pittance compared to what Packer promised her, which included zero pre-nup to his family fortune. Which, for the record, could be true, because Packer seems like a completely naive billionaire shmuck who has no idea how women like Carey operate. Capitalism counts on money flowing from the clueless to the savvy. Study rapper economies for a minute if you want to see what happens when that natural order is bastardized.  

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