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Britney Spears Tit Falls Out on Stage (VIDEO)

February 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

 

Two plus years of an overwrought lip-synched Vegas show for Japanese tourists and drunk bachelorettes and something finally happened worth watching. This must be how those NatGeo photographers feel after being camped in a cold wet foxhole for months on end waiting to watch rare capybaras fucking.

Britney Spears suffered a wardrobe malfunction on stage during her show when her tit almost fell out of her costume. Suffered seems about as accurate as wardrobe malfunction when discussing what was probably either a completely planned Janet Jackson halftime moment or something everybody knew was bound to happen given the cut of her outfit. Spears’ has had nonstop costume rips and tears and busted seams throughout the course of her big budget gay dancer extravaganza. Her wardrobe people know their suits better than NASA engineers understand the ones wrapped around astronauts being launched into space. 

Faked or not, the tit is real. Maybe a tiny touch up, nothing blown up. To give Spears credit, she’s perfected what is actually her job: dancing sexy, pretending to sing, and not being fat. Whether that’s worth the fifteen million a year her dad still siphons from his crazy daughter annually, fuck it, the screaming ladies seem to be having fun. You’re watching ESPN2. Stop judging.

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