It’s impossible not to scan a lineup of offspring from a certain family and start picking out the one that is not like the others. Every family has their Eric Trump. What the fuck happened there? When a signature supermodel starts making babies with multiple daddies it’s impossible not to delve into the sibling disparities.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, now simply known as everything Sports Illustrated has left, retained Christie Brinkley to reprise her role of SI model of decades earlier. At sixty-three, Brinkley looks amazing in photos. In person, more like an ambulatory cauldron of Elmer’s Glue. You’d fuck her. Because that’s a meaningful standard.
Composed alongside Brinkley in bikinis are her daughters, Alexa Ray Joel, by Billy Joel, and Sailor Brinkley Cook, by Peter Cook. Cook’s the husband who had the online porn addiction and a teenaged sidepiece in the Hamptons. So, the good looking one.
Alexa Ray Joel looks a lot like her dad. Sailor Cook the spitting image of her mother. Alexa Ray struggled with eating disorders, depression, and image issues. Sailor Cook is an eighteen year old model attending the Parson’s School of Design in Manhattan. Take that, Chosen People. Blond and slender with nice tits will never not work.
Photo credit: SI Swimsuit