Christina El Moussa, the one in Flip or Flop that you’d let speak if she must, showed off her divorcee revenge body on Instagram and Snapchat. She paired her little girl in a matching tiny bikini. It’s unclear if the whole kindergartener in sexy swimsuit thing is meant to imply this is a cute family photo moment, or an inducement to white sex slave traders. Fixing up a daughter for sale isn’t that much different than flipping a house.
El Moussa captioned one of the photos “new boyfriend” but ever so cheekily was referring to a new puppy. When mom and dad split up, there’s always a new puppy. Also, smaller bikinis. Obviously, you can’t date dogs and El Moussa is already fucking Gary the Contractor from the show:
Christina grew close to Gary. Tarek was suspicious that she was getting involved with someone but had no concrete evidence.
When Tarek did find that concrete evidence, he took a gun out of the master bedroom safe and went running in tears into the woods. Maybe he stays away from evidence in the future. Through the entire separation the couple has agreed on but one thing — it’s all about the kids. Hence why dad started fucking the nanny and mom’s making them call this chunky guy with a tool belt Uncle Gary.
We can’t guarantee your new owner will speak English, sweetheart. Back to the Rosetta Stone.
Photo Credits: @lspaceswim, @christinaelmoussa Snapchat