Naya Rivera and David Spade Soiling The Hotel Pool

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

Naya Rivera, 30, is letting David Spade, 52, inside her body. The appeal here is obvious. Rivera has spectacular fake tits and hasn’t worked since Obama was fresh. Spade must have some money from one of his iconic roles as that guy next to the bigger comedian. Plus she can use his wig for Jane Lynch conventions.

The duo revealed their relationship when they tipped a photographer to catch them spontaneously bumping bods in a pool while on vacation in Hawaii. An anonymous source who we’ll call Rivera’s publicist for simplicity tells Entertainment Tonight:

The pair went for a short swim, hugged and had lots of body contact in the pool. They kept to one side of the pool where there was the most covering from prying eyes. Outside of the pool, they sat on lounge chairs and talked animatedly. They spent about an hour poolside together. They were very happy. They looked pretty comfortable together.

Sounds like one of those sea horse mating videos. Rivera caught the plastic surgery bug after getting a boob job as soon as it was statutorily permissible. Kaley Cuoco called her teen boob job the best career decision she’s ever made. She’s now pulling in a million bucks an episode. You tell these crazy kids coming after her not to get their tits plumped ASAP.

Rivera got married and divorced and swapped out her face for something not her face and hopes people notice while staring at her tits on Instagram. It’s a slough. Spade doesn’t care. Jeopard question: I’m warm and wet and have new breasts and pretend your little man squeals are funny sexy?

Naya Rivera moved quickly and released a kitschy video concerning the unexpected press coverage of her grinding Spade in the pool:

Holy shit, guys. The Easter bunny and the fucking tooth fairy are for sure dating. I just saw them.

Her fans called the message cryptic. Les so if you assume Spade is the tooth fairy here because he prefers baby teeth. We know what bunnies like. In the old days wealthy men would call their young concubines their “nieces” and everybody laughed and moved on. Now the nieces have social media accounts. Good luck, uncles.

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