John Mayer took a pass when asked about Katy Perry’s comment that he was better in the sack than Orlando Bloom and a couple other celebrities Katy Perry has fucked. Or largely a pass. He offered up something unnecessarily arcane to Rolling Stone, because unnecessarily arcane is what Rolling Stone and John Mayer have left to be relevant:
“I don’t have a cool-enough thought for you. I’ve hacked this game. I pay very little of the price of fame now. I get to play the music that moves me the most. I’m having the time of my life. I’m 39 – I remember 32. I don’t wanna do it again.”
Yeah, 32 was wretched. Being rich and drunk and fucking hot chicks in TV and music. It’s hard for anybody to put that era in its rightful place. Remembering your dick inside Lindsay Lohan probably helps a little.
Mayer was less intent on mimicking Katy Perry’s cheeky talk show fodder and more intent on explaining how he’s replaced alcohol with weed and his life. He defines it as a life changing enhancement. You don’t hear that comment very often, though it’s invariably factual for anybody who makes the switch. You can be Willie Nelson for forever. Willie Nelson is proof of this.
As Katy Perry continues to stumble to sound interesting, expect more and more dirty laundry to be aired. It’s the inevitably conversation focus of not very smart people when pressed for personal insight. If you’ve ever dipped your wick into Katy Perry, we’re going to hear your name soon. Lighten up. Nobody’s going to rib you for fucking Katy Perry.
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