Cher Looks Terrible

Kim Kardashian channels transitioning linebacker in 70’s Cher drag in a new photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia. The gypsy, tramp, thief (for stealing the hearts of Americans), and porn star shares insightful details on being mentally handicapable in the entertainment industry. First and foremost, Kardashian continues her family’s tradition of convincing the public that their lives are just like ours. Maybe if we all waist trained to look like disfigured Betty Boops. And became idiots:

I think people would be really surprised at how normal our home life is. At the end of the night when the kids go to bed, and before my husband gets home from work, I just love to lay in bed in my robe and watch TV, like Dateline or Family Feud.

On who should be in the White House:

Not the President now. Anyone can run the US better. My daughter would be better. We’ve worked so hard to get to where we were and to have so many things that we were so proud of in our country, to just literally revert backwards is the most frustrating thing.

Every single day when you can’t really believe what’s going on, the next day it’s something else even more crazy and tragic. It’s really scary, the world that we’re living in now. And when you did feel safe at home, now with Trump in presidency you just don’t feel safe any more.

On the modern feminist:

Modern feminists are all the girls around us today. Every time you look on social media and there’s someone standing up for themselves, to me that’s a modern feminist. There’s such an amazing group of girls that empower each other.

#Feminism #OverthrowThePatriarchy #OOTD. And finally, on how some people fuel toxic social media culture with glossy, fake posts:

It’s definitely amazing to capture your life. But some people can make their lives look so amazing and it’s all a façade. Instagram moments should just be beautiful and fun and whatever makes you happy. There shouldn’t be that much pressure to try to catch up.

To honor this commitment to transparency, Kardashian forewent any Photoshopping for her Bazaar cover shoot. Kidding. The sandblasted face only a swarthy geisha could love. 

^{Photo Credit: Harper’s Bazaar}