Kylie Jenner Topless, Achieves Her Purpose

August 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

If you could track the timeline since Kylie Jenner’s birth until the moment she shared her big fake breasts on camera, you’d see a natural progression to the reveal. She was doing bikini shots for cash at twelve. By seventeen backdoor dropout work for that Tyga character. These blond hair see-through Euro shots in V magazine are on that graph chart vector toward porn. If she didn’t have fifty mill in the bank from third world makeup sales. Likely merely amateur.

From Jenner’s thesis on the human body:

“That was actually my first super-nude shoot. I always post sexy pictures but have never really gone nude.”

Jenner is not the first member of her family to bare her jugs. Her sisters do it most days on Wilshire shopping and visiting doctors not listed in the directories in the building lobbies. Her older full sister will bare her breasts for a high fashion shoot. And both her parents show off their manufactured chests as needed to counteract ageism. It’s the family business. The Corleones took olive oil.

Jenners fake boobs are impressive. Mom didn’t skimp in the building process. It’s that moment when your contractor asks if you want granite or composite stone for your counters. Though it’s unclear which Jenner’s milkers represent in that metaphor since they were both extremely expensive yet also fake. Either way, you want to bang them. That bodes well for her continued success.

Everybody has their role to play in this great drama we call life. Don’t shun the tawdry eye candy. You’d miss them horribly if they left.

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photo credit: V magazine/Nick Knight

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