Paris Jackson Posts Cute Spit Swapping Pic With MJ

Get a room. Paris Jackson took to Instagram to wish late papa Michael Jackson a happy fifty-ninth birthday with an adorable pic that shows the two tenderly face porking. This birthday being a big one for Michael as five and nine were his preferred ages of suitors. African American Paris Jackson often waxes nostalgic about her biological father, but in this latest Instagram caption, she really goes in on their ill-fated romance:

birthday wishes to the love of my life, the one person who showed me what passion truly was, the one that gave me solid morals to live by and how to dream. i will never feel love again the way i did with you. you are always with me and i am always with you. though i am not you, and you are not me, i know with all of my being that we are one. and our souls will never change in that way. thank you for the magic, forever and always.

This is how someone sounds before they drown a bunch of puppies. I understand that the bond between fake father and fake child is special and sometimes involves some lip locking, but personally, I’ve always found it weird when parents go mouth to mouth with their kids. Maybe I’m just a prude. My friend in elementary school used to get practically tongued by his mom when she picked him up. At least he got to first base.

In 2017 Paris opened up to Rolling Stone about her relationship with Michael, detailing how he would use his small children as sounding boards for his molesty problems:

Picture your parent crying to you about the world hating him for something he didn’t do. And for me, he was the only thing that mattered. To see my entire world in pain, I started to hate the world because of what they were doing to him. I’m like, ‘How can people be so mean?’

Paris has been able to parlay her relationship with a child enthusiast into a career as a woke Instagram model, so I can’t feel too bad for her. So she might have a touch of the Stockholm syndromes. We all had colorful childhoods. 

i will never stop

A post shared by Paris-Michael K. Jackson (@parisjackson) on Aug 27, 2017 at 8:39pm PDT

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