Khloé Kardashian gets serious about her fat body in the new emotional trailer for the upcoming second season of her E! series, Revenge Body. Where she gets revenge by showing us her body. No. The show follows tragic nobodies willing to take health and life advice from Khloé. So they’re obviously also stupid. The participants’ fitness journies reveal deeper personal struggles, and Khloé gets in on the shenanigans with:
My entire life I’ve been compared to my sisters. I was chubby and tall. I lost a lot of confidence in myself. I found a new me in this happiness and I want to share it with other people.
If it makes you feel any better, Kim’s probably tipping the scale in your favor these days. Like everything on the careening Kardashian timeline, the release of the possibly only successful Jenndashian show outside of Keeping Up With The Kardashians flawlessly follows the big news that Khloé is pregnant. But who isn’t pregnant right now. Khloé Kardashian the nutritionist, fitness guru, and therapist is a sign of the times. The faith we put in people we’ve never met who couldn’t get through the first page of a Highlights Magazine is bleak. But the amazing opportunity to be a joke on basic cable is probably worth any sacrifice. Khloé assures her pet pleb freaks:
I have the best trainers. I have the best experts. But it’s not just about a hot body. It’s about mind, body and soul, and changing people from within. You’re going to realize later how much you’re helping other people.
If anyone knows something about balancing mindfulness with a hot body it’s… not Khloé.
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