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The Revenge Of Crystal

 

Crystal Workman whored out her daughter Ariel Winter when she was a child, and is now shocked and dismayed that her child turned out to be a whore. Crystal might not be very smart. Surprising for someone named Crystal. Winter recently elaborated on her emancipation from her garbage heap mom, who she claimed dressed her up as basically a dominatrix Sailor Moon at the age of twelve and paraded her around Hollywood until some exec said "Yeah, I'd hit that" and cast her as Alex Dunphy on Modern Family. Like in a fairy tale.

Now Workman is back and scarier than ever to get revenge on her creation in the form of an interview with Inside Edition. I guess Inside Edition had ten dollars lying around and decided what the hell, this could be fun. Workman claims that Winter is an out of control broken ho bag who needs her mother's loving presence to be whole again:

I just want to see her have respect for herself and have some class. That one [picture] in particular, where her leg is raised and she’s holding a martini glass, I saw it and all I could do was cry and feel bad for her.

Ariel is starving for attention. I feel that this is a cry for help from my child.

The Madam of the Year also claims that Winter - who was seventeen when she realized she was about to be gobbled alive her mom and told her to get the hell out of her life - left her just for shits and giggles:

When you are that rich and you're in Hollywood and you have attorneys, you don't have to listen to your parents. You can take them down.

Workman states that she was forced to live in a storage space while her daughter was making $100,000 an episode for Modern Family. The assumption being that she was supposed to somehow get a cut of another person's salary. How the world works. If you're a narcissistic sociopath. People want to see a big-titted starlet on screen. They have no use for a dehydrated drag queen Leah Remini with a sandy vag:

I lived in a storage space. There was no heat, no air for over a year-and-a-half.  

What was difficult was that my daughters knew I was living there.

The message here is, if you force your daughter onto the Hollywood child slut assembly line and don't get an undeserved taste of their success, you can always do a tragic interview with Inside Edition. Congrats Crystal. People hate you more than your daughter.  

Photo Credit: Inside Edition YouTube, Instagram

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