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Kim Kardashian Pissed About Her Gross Fat Body (VIDEO)

 

Kim Kardashian has the misfortunate of looking at her non-photoshopped body in some pap pics in a new clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After she realizes that she isn't staring at a bewigged overfed centaur galloping through the grass, Kardashian criticizes the paparazzi and their obviously broken cameras for somehow capturing her looking gross and fat. Crazy. She states while first staring down her own demons on her iPhone:

I don’t get it, like I literally don’t look like this.

Kardashian is living in a hyperreality that we should all be so lucky as to experience. The Photoshopped versions of herself supersede reality, creating a world in which disproportionate botched bounce house asses can fit on a magazine cover with room to spare. As if hauling around butt implants that could recreate the solar eclipse and affect crop harvests isn't enough, Kardashian has liposuctioned her thighs to the point where the whole area looks like two grapefruits balanced on toothpicks. I like a plastic surgeon with a good sense of humor, but this is getting a little zany. 

Don't think for a second we're going to get out of a clip from KUWTK without some slamming of the body shaming h8ers. Kardashian is the only one allowed to react in shock and terror to her own body. That's not for us:

Just the scrutiny that we get all the time, we try to avoid that. So I thought: 'Okay, I’m going on like a private vacation and not posting.' Doing all the steps, trying to be as private and discrete as possible. And then you take pictures, and if they’re not like perfect, people just like body shame you and criticize you. And like for people to just think that that’s okay is so frustrating.

The minion lounging next to her in the video then has the audacity to lie right to Kardashian's face with:

You’re body doesn’t even look like that.

To which Kardashian ignores and says:

I need to untag myself in everything. I’m literally going to go inside and just start untagging

Or maybe, just stop treating your body like a Build-A-Bear and you won't have anything to untag? The pics have reached premium exclusive platinum diamond level status on our pap sites, so you'll need to head HERE to see the pic that Kardashian is gawking at. Proceed with caution.     

Photo Credit: E! 

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