Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Up Being Single
November 24, 2017 |
Elliot Wolf |
Being a 45-year-old actress isn’t easy. The movie industry and men aren’t exactly asking for your availability. And that’s probably the reason for Gwyneth Paltrow’s getting romantically involved with producer Brad Falchuk. Their love story is actually pretty boring if we’re being honest. Paltrow was married for 11 years and he was also locked in a love contract for an extended amount of time. When you’ve been involved with one person for that long you forget how to have fun and be single. A wild night probably consists of ordering an extra shot of espresso at a Barnes and Noble Cafe. Now they’re just at a point where they’re settling for each other and both going to bed at 8 o’clock. Because that’s what elderly people do.
Gwyneth looks good for her age but that’s about it. She’s out of touch with the era and it shows. Her couples costume for Halloween referenced the movie Se7en. It’s 2017 and I can just imagine how many heads that flew over with the reference. If it’s not on Netflix and no current remake available in theaters no one on social media under the age of 25 has seen it. That was in 1995. Kevin Spacey was responsible for dual plot twists that year. Stuffing the head of Brad’s lover in a box and stuffing the head of a 14-year-old in his pants. Best of luck being literally bored to death Gwyneth.
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