Has Alicia Silverstone gone from Clueless to homeless? This is the question no one is asking right now, because nobody cares about Alicia Silverstone anymore. But the guy I work with who manages our paparazzi accounts sent me the message “I got a couple pics of Alicia Silverstone sleeping on a bench outside a hotel. If you’re interested.” To which I said I was, because I’ve already fanned the flames of the whorey attention-grabbing shit show that is the MTV Video Music Awards too much by giving Harriet Minaj the time of day.
The opposite of attention-grabbing is Alicia Silverstone looking fucking miserable on a bench. It’s refreshing. Here’s the caption provided by the photo agency that released the pics:
Alicia Silverstone looking a little worse for wear outside of the Encanto Hotel while waiting for a friend to pick her up.
We can read between the lines. Crack whore. Distract yourself from the genuinely stupid VMA coverage plaguing the dark web today by coming up with a caption for Alicia Silverstone dying on a bench.
Photo Credit: MEGA
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