Carmen Electra has been dead for a decade, but that isn’t keeping her sexy ghost from stripping down for some porny pics. Before we get too far into this breaking development of a used up stripper showing the world that she’s still got it, can we agree on the fact that Charmin Electra would be an amazing name for a pornstar specializing in anal play? It’s a Sam original, but please someone, take it. You’re welcome.
The new nude pics from photographer Eli Russell – who also specializes in photographing depressing old drag queens – prove that a postmortem Electra is just Khloé Kardashian’s face Photoshopped onto Katie Price’s body. And by the way, we can file that away in the compliment folder. See we’re not one-note. Another compliment is that even though she’s dead, Electra seems to have kept her body amazingly tight. Oh, she didn’t have kids. There you go. Big fake tits, enough makeup to spackle a skyscraper with, a sensibly-priced gas station weave, and no kids. Does a body good. And Charmin Electra. Use it.
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