Kim And Kanye Charter Gigantic Private Boeing 747

November 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

 

Kim Kardashian and her bisexual gay rapper husband are insinuating that they spent possibly millions of dollars to charter a huge ass private Boeing 747. She posted multiple videos to her Instagram story exploring the huge ass rooms, and even brought her personal trainer along. Kim states while walking towards her tacky mansion in the sky (in the video above):

No big deal. Just taking a private 747.

She then points her phone towards a bisexual gay rapper while queefing:

This is how he does it now. Only 747s.

Wait, so are you saying you’re boarding a private 747? It wasn’t clear. You gaudy classless bitch. Naturally conversations broke out online about the environmental repercussions of flying a 747 solo as well as the vast amount of charitable options available to Kim and Kanye if they wanted to put the unspecified sum of money required to charter a private 747 to good use. 747. Seven-forty-seven. Everyone’s getting that right? Kim would kill me if you missed the fact that she chartered a private 747. Let’s all say it together – cum dumpster. Oops I mean 747. A private 747.

What the world needs to realize is that Kim and Kanye didn’t spend a cent to fly in this travesty of a plane. Everything they do is a fucking ad. This is an ad. Absurd luxury services for ultra-wealthy Russian sex traffickers and Dubai serial rapist princes need to advertise too. And what better way than to have Kim Kardashian leak her taint juices all over your plane like a slutty snail? While no specific 747 charter service is specified, I know this is all a fucking illusion. They’re garbage. One last time, let’s all say it together – garbage. I mean 747. A PRIVATE 747.

 

Photo Credit: Instagram

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