Woman Banned From Walmart After Drinking Wine From Pringles Can While Riding On Scooter

January 24, 2019 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Wichita Falls, TX got a little more glamour than it was ready for this past Friday, when a woman rode around a Walmart for hours on an electric scooter while drinking wine out of a Pringles can. She’s... READ MORE

Here’s 52-Year-Old Halle Berry’s Nipples

January 23, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Yesterday we checked out fifty-year-old testicle head Celine Dion, so in defense of women in their fifties, today we’re going to check out someone who doesn’t like she survived the Dust Bowl. Regardless of what the fake media... READ MORE

Wait, Yolanda And Bella Hadid Claim Bella Has Never Had Plastic Surgery

January 23, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"None of my children have done fillers or Botox or put anything foreign in their bodies. They know better after seeing what I went through." READ MORE

Would You Hit It For $1000: Serena Williams Fishnet Water Buffalo Edition

January 23, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  This is a serious Would You Hit It that asks you weigh the importance of $1000. Not an insignificant amount of cash. But is it worth the hassle of wrangling a water buffalo in fishnets? Now we have a... READ MORE

Whoa Celine Dion’s Face

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  One of my favorite comedians says that “getting older” and “getting uglier” are synonymous, which is in contrast to what the sheeple media will have you believe. “How to look great at any age!” “Getting BETTER with age!”... READ MORE

Bella Thorne’s Boobs Are Bigger Than Ever And Also Here Are Her Yeti Legs

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne showed up to some tragic red carpet event with her biggest tits yet out and proud, but always the crowd-pleaser, she was like extra af and flaunted some serious leg hair. Girl snapped.... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway Not Drinking For 18 Years Because She Was Hungover With Son

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Publically self-flagellating oneself for extremely minor ethical infractions is Bag of Bitch 101 material. It's telling the parents who drunk drive their kids to school that they're not good enough. Less than. That's called mommy shaming. This is 2019, Anne,... READ MORE

What Should We Name Chris Pine’s New Wig?

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Chris Pine debuted a stunning new hair piece while chatting it up with Good Morning America earlier today, and as it practically has a life of its own and very well may actually be alive, it deserves a name... READ MORE

Lily-Rose Depp Puff Pastry Nipples

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Does anyone else here watch The Great British Baking Show? I had to stop after a couple of seasons, because until someone shoves Paul Hollywood’s head inside a proving drawer until his yeast brain explodes, he’s going to... READ MORE