When Scientologists are around normal people they appear to feel an overwhelming need to be quirky and charming to the point that they seem like they’re having a mental break. Tom Cruise really hit that strategy out of the... READ MORE

  Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy... READ MORE

Undergoing dramatic weight change for a movie role seems very 2000’s, but Charlize Theron didn’t get the memo, and for her role in the Diablo Cody flick Tully, she packed on an impressive fifty-pounds. But life isn’t easy for... READ MORE

It’s like everyone from The Capital in The Hunger Games said “let’s kick it up a notch” and also “let’s be stupid whores.” And it just works.   COACHELLA DAY 2 A post shared by James Charles (@jamescharles) on... READ MORE

Any of you secretly holding out hope that the Insta prostitutes we check out actually, deep deep down, have some stirring of feelings besides yeast infections are in for a disappointment today. Former Danity Kane lip-syncer and current nobody... READ MORE

Former First Lady Barbara Bush has been a thousand years old for decades, but, after a long and what sure as hell seemed fun life, she’s finally gone to that big ashtray in the sky. She passed away this... READ MORE

Did the emotional scarring homosexual actor Tom Cruise endured from looking at girl boobies in Cocktail lead to his breakdown and cult-worshiping? Yes. But we reap the rewards, and Cocktail is currently streaming on Netflix, and with it peeks at Gina... READ MORE

  I almost did this as my first “presented without comment” post because I just can’t deal with the fuckery, but instead I’ll just do the bare minimum and reward myself with a brown bag Bud Light Lime over... READ MORE

  Sarah Hyland did her best to be America’s next body-shamed probably bulimic sweetheart when she slammed h8ers of some fake disease she bravely came out with almost a year ago. But then Demi Lovato came along and was... READ MORE

Southwest made a name for itself by being the airline that doesn’t play by anyone else’s rulebook. And now they’re really throwing caution to the wind by killing people on their planes. It’s just so nice to see a... READ MORE