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Jennifer Lawrence Hurting for Cash

October 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Before rising on the stump to complain about your pay, maybe check to see if you took in $96 million in the past year. You’re inherently a horrible spokesperson for salary inequality arguments when you’re the top earning female... READ MORE

Hannah Stocking Doesn’t Understand How the NBA Works

October 13, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s probably hard for really good looking women to contemplate there are some small subset of men who see them as fully replaceable. Maybe not you or I, but NBA ballers like Klay Thompson who just got a ring... READ MORE

Cry Gun Control, You Will Feel Better

October 2, 2015 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Another day, another college shooting. Another cry for gun control by politicians and hashtaggers who have no actual ability to control guns. There will guns widely available in this nation for at least as long as anybody reading this post... READ MORE

Sarah Palin Fucked the Whole Damn Team But Who Will Fuck the Legless Model and Our Top 5 Most Hated People in the World on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #19 (AUDIO)

October 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

An amazing thing happens when you get a microphone and nobody tells you you can’t say that or shut the fuck up you’re being super rude. You start to become excessively rude and never shut the fuck up. I’d... READ MORE

Kurt Cobain’s Daughter Marries Her Dad

September 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls have been marrying dudes who remind them of their dad forever now. Especially their dead dads since dead dads are awesome and without flaw and would’ve shown up to all your recitals and events had they not been... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Sucking

September 28, 2015 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is in the unenviable position of having a pear shaped DNA sequence and ensconced firmly in the business of selling her body. It’s why her mom encouraged Lovato into eating disorders at six. It was the clairvoyance of this day when... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton’s Special Friend Makes a Ton

September 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton emails reveal that her close confidant and warm hands travel companion Huma Abedin makes about half a mill a year being Clinton’s special assistant. Abedin often complains it’s not enough. It’s a combination of her government salary along with a... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Removes Gunt Selfie

September 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham spends a lot of time working the fat shaming meme for fun and profit. The self-described actress and writer posted a picture of her old man swollen prostate gunt to Instagram long enough for it to be seen by... READ MORE

Duke Students Still Leaning Asshole

August 24, 2015 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure when Duke University gained the reputation for having douchebag students, or precisely when it was formally validated by science, but it seems borne out by repeated anecdotal evidence. Several incoming Duke Freshmen went onto Facebook to... READ MORE

NFL Cheerleader Molly Shattuck Jailed For Blowing 15-Year Old Boy

August 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heaven sent late 40-something Ravens cheerleader Molly Shattuck was finally sentenced for the horrible non-crime of blowing a fifteen year old boy who went to her son’s school. Nothing worse than when a big titted blond mom picks your name... READ MORE

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