I’ve only been to one book signing, and that was for some guy who wrote a book about haunted civil war battlefields. And I didn’t really “go” as much as I was, “getting coffee at the Starbucks inside Barnes... READ MORE

If you’re the kind of person who enjoys resetting passwords, brace yourself because you may come in your pants when I tell you the big news.  One of the reasons we moved some things around last week was because... READ MORE

This will fit in nicely with the Sex Symbols of Yesterday theme we’ve had lately because earlier today Victoria Principal filed a lawsuit against her maid, claiming the woman threatened her, kidnaped her dog, damaged her property and assaulted... READ MORE

I wish I had been born as a tall sexy blond and then got big fake tits, because lounging around a pool in a bikini for a living looks like something I could do. (who: Victoria Silvstedt.  where: Marbella,... READ MORE

I don’t know when this page turned into some geriatric lust fetish site, but last week it was Helen Mirrens breasts, yesterday it was Kelly Ripa and her three kids(*), today it’s Goldie Hawn slipping out of her dress. ... READ MORE

Lindsay is finally back from Hawaii, just in time for a big media event for her line of self-tanning products last night in Santa Monica.  She told E! News that she is really happy right now and things are... READ MORE

Mariah Carey and her massive tits celebrated their one year anniversary with Nick Carter Cannon last night at Moon in NYC, and Nick better lock that down because the King of Bitches is on the scene, and him and... READ MORE

Along with Kelly Monaco, Mel B is the co-headliner of “Peep Show”, and I'm not sure if I’ve ever written anything nice about Mels body, but if so I need to write it again but this time in all... READ MORE

Kelly Brook spent the weekend n Barbados, where she pranced off the beach and into my heart, reclaiming her title as the hottest girl on earth.  But she’s not a very good swimmer.  She’s clearly drowning in some of... READ MORE

Willis of course married Emma Heming over the weekend, or, as the Sun UK points out, another way to say that would be that Bruce Willis married former Victoria’s Secret catwalk model Emma Heming over the weekend. Gorgeous Emma... READ MORE